Best pair of shoes ever:
These are actually kind of new. I saw them while shopping with my 3-year-old at a home improvement-type store and he thought they were pretty cool. If you can't tell what is going on, what we have here is a pair of slippers with mops sewn into the soles. I think they are kind of awesome, but I wouldn't leave the house in them. Therefore I submit them as MY UGLIEST PAIR OF SHOES, but also they would win MOST FUNCTIONAL PAIR OF SHOES EVER INVENTED!